Feel the Vibration!

The Undeniable Jelly Krystal

Many a male has scoffed at the idea, assuming that a vibrator says, “You alone are inadequate”. First off, vibrators can’t talk, and if they did, they’d say things like “God, you’re gorgeous!” Secondly, a woman’s spot is quite specific. To have your partner fumbling around while you begin softly by saying “More to the left”, and end up angrily demanding “Circles! Circles!” is just a whole lot of unnecessary trouble.

That’s where our battery-operated comrades come in.

The primary trepidation that a woman may experience when using a vibrator for the first time is understandable. However, once she casts the fears aside and realizes, “Wow, this feels great”, she may begin to notice her constant smile, her flushed cheeks and her desire to “stay in and relax”.

Vibrators fall into two categories: internal stimulators and external stimulators. Internal stimulators are made to hit the g-spot, and externals stimulate the clitoris.

Lovedreamer.com, a Toronto-based online adult store was kind enough to supply S&H.ca with a few of their many toys to test out. The newest internal vibrator hit the scene a few years back. It’s called a Rabbit because of the clitoral stimulator that look like a rabbit’s ears.

The Undeniable Jelly Krystal in pink and pearls promised to be reversibly squirmy. Offering 7.5 inches of pure, multi-speed vibrational goodness, you must truly be in the mood to enjoy this toy. Twisting clockwise with the option of reversal, one can adjust the speed to be a slow rotation or crank it up to a high-speed whirly ride. This option is also available for the protruding little bunny ears that can speed up for maximum quivering and slow down for a gentle clitoral massage.

The Rabbit is not for everyone. Inexperienced vibrationists should ease into this toy (or vice versa), slowly and with lots of lube. A great one to use, also sent from Lovedreamer.com is original WET, water-based lube. Rabbits are best used alone, sans partner.

The Fukuoku 9000’s black leatherette travelling pouch made it all about class. This massager is less than three inches long and easily slides on to your finger. Offering 9,000 vibrations per minute, it also comes with three stimulation tips that easily slide on and off. This toy can be very useful when travelling, working (naughty!), or just relaxing in front of the television. The Fukuoku is perfect to use alone or with your partner(s) due to its arousing hum, and can be used vaginally or anally, internally and/or externally.

This speed-machine is, definitely, a must-have. And the carrying case is so cute!

Some women enjoy masturbating in the bath or shower, yet the overwhelming fear of being electrocuted by a vibrator halts their pastime. Well fear no more!

The Compact Waterpro personal travel massager with four separate massage heads (the spiky one being the best) is your means to wet and wild fun!

Created for external stimulation, this four-inch waterproof wand offers a speedier and stronger vibration than the Fukuoku and can stimulate the vaginal or anal region, making it fabulous on its own or with a partner.

Heterosexual Sex Trick: The woman lies on her back with her legs apart and back slightly arched while her male partner lies on his back with his head at her feet. Upon his slowly thrusting in and out, the woman will place the wand’s tip on her clitoris, stimulating the area and causing a fantastic feeling for both partners.

Ranking (according to enjoyability):

1. Waterpro wand pocket vibe – It moves you. Literally
2. Fukuoku finger massager – Great for a naughty giggle
3. Jelly Krystal rabbit – It can hurt (so good) if you aren’t lubed up enough.

So, when deliberating on a gift for your sweetheart this Valentine’s Day consider what your beloved would like and you just may end up liking it too.

Visit LoveDreamer.com and use the online coupon code “VALENTINE” for 10% off

Image courtesy LoveDreamer.com